I thought about writing a post about the absurdity of LinkedIn posts, but diving deep into this special hell would give it way more attention than it deserves. But I could share my approach to leaving it behind without abandoning all the useful connections I have there.
⚠️ Update 03.05.2024: Unfortunately LinkedIn apparently has an algorithm to avoid empty timelines, by filling it with trash once it has no content from people you follow. This post therefore is useless. Even more than ChatGPT anticipated. Bummer.
“Just don’t open LinkedIn” I hear you say. Yeah. Sounds easy but it is not. At least for me. I became addicted to mindlessly scrolling through timelines, no matter its content. And LinkedIn, and especially German LinkedIn is a very special place.
Instead of diving deep, here’s a list of things that helped me crawling out.
Unfollow everybody until LinkedIn only shows your own posts and sometimes the “I want to desperately show you something, but all I have is this animated flashing fake post”.
Close LinkedIn and enjoy the bliss of silence.
That’s it.
PS: The ChatGPT based IA Writer writing assistant criticizes this article with harsh words. But this is my blog is my blog is my blog.
PPS: This is it’s “Critical review”:
While the writer expresses frustration with LinkedIn and their addiction to mindless scrolling, the piece lacks depth and insight. It begins with the promise of dissecting the absurdity of LinkedIn but quickly retreats from this exploration, leaving the reader with a sense of unfulfilled curiosity. The proposed solution, unfollowing everyone and closing the app, is simplistic and lacks nuance. Additionally, the tone comes across as dismissive, undermining the potential for meaningful discussion about the impact of social media on our lives. Overall, the piece feels like a missed opportunity to delve into a relevant and timely topic with greater depth and critical analysis.
…ChatGPT is using the word “delve” exceptionally often. Curious 🤔
PPPS: Adding this “review” makes the article even more confusing because now nobody knows what it is really about. LinkedIn or AI assistants? I guess that’s my part of keeping the Internet weird. ✨
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